What a guy….

January 15, 2009  (kona)

Won’t we all miss him? Regardless of your affiliation, you have to admire such a complete moron making it to the top. Forget how fucked we all are, and our kids, and probably their kids too….it’s kind of a heart warming story.

Boy meets cocaine, boy finds God, boy gets bamboozled into the Presidency. Makes me teary…on the inside.

Go fuck yourself George. I hope the Devil has a tremendously humongous dildo he saves just for your lily white ass.


14 Responses to “What a guy….”

  1. CaptainMando Says:

    KLM, how do I heart thee? Let me count the ways…

    Love it. :o)

  2. LERMONTOV Says:

    Difficult to believe that he got up twice!

  3. Dickingtonbar II Says:

    i must say though, as full of shit as they were, his press conferences are 1,000 times more watchable than Barry O’s… fuck me he’s a boring cunt… the man’s an automaton… at least W was an entertainer…

    agree with all your comments though… deserves to rot in hades but more charisma in his little finger than Obama has in his whole body

  4. TheLubeFaerie Says:

    I will be happy if I never have to hear him speak again.

  5. AndiMAC Says:

    Just shows how fu**ing stupid this damn country is. (that he got into office twice)

  6. Steve Says:

    Barack is not boring….he just thinks about what he says. Trust me, you put on a little Barry White, and you’d see some amazing things.

    I want to see him and the Obama clan show up at the front door of Blair House today (the guest house for the White House) and tell the occupants to “Get the FUCK out of our house.”

    I think it’s appropriate that Bush needed only 15 minutes for a farewell address…that matches the positive impact he had on this country. 8 years and fuck all to show for it.

  7. Kona Says:

    Obama may not be as accident prone as W, but I do find him much easier to follow. Obama actually makes sense….and I think his speech on election night was one of the finest I have ever heard.

    I will miss words like “Stategery” though.

  8. Simon Says:

    It took me a minute to work out what Dick meant by ‘Barry O’.

    Whatever you think about Obama being boring, you have to agree with Dick on the humour factor: they’ll be showing clips of GWB’s speeches for decades to come.

  9. Steve Says:

    Kona, you misunderestimate the humorousness of Bush’s made-up words.

  10. snowangel Says:

    kona.. this is HOT! LOVE YOU!

  11. Kona Says:

    Bush’s idiomness absencia is certain to devalue the comical worth of late night TV by exponentialisticness measures.

    Fool me twice!

  12. Kona Says:

    Thanks Snow. I had one extra brandy old fashion last night….the brown liquor gets me goin sometimes.

  13. Steve Says:

    The brown liquor got President Bush going too, but after pistol-whipping one too many hookers, Laura made him quit and discover religiousness.

  14. Dickingtonbar II Says:

    can’t agree with you steve… i think what comes out of Barry’s mouth is about as bland as it gets, it’s all very polished and clipped but it’s 100% politico-speak soundbite rubbish… the guy’s a snooze

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